Did The Bearded Man ever tell you about the Richest Man in Babylon? As the story goes, this rich man of ancient times accumulated his vast wealth through simple money practices, saving 1 out of every 10 copper coins earned, making those coins work for him instead of against him, and so on. Over time, his simple views on money led him to become the wealthiest man in the region, a feat which he proclaimed wasn’t that hard to do if people just followed his simple rules… Bullshit. Well, at least that’s what The Bearded Man told his ex-girlfriend right before they broke up. The Bearded Man’s path has never been one of ‘get rich slowly’, rather, it’s been ‘live fast and die hard’. While other people were maxing out their 401Ks, waiting for wealth that will never come, The Bearded Man was writing a song. To the rest of the world, it looked like our hero was wasting his time while everyone else was making progress toiling in the salt mines. Friends and family scoffed at his lack of a dental plan, but he knew better – he kept chipping away at that song. When the song was finally complete, he played it for a free-spirited girl who understood the magic of his way of thinking. Needless to say, the song worked gangbusters, and the girl fell for him head over heels. Now, without a single gray hair on his beard, The Bearded Man drives a Ferrari while all the other suckers beg their bosses for an extra 5 minutes of lunch. Ladies and gentlemen, *this* is that song, and as for the girl? Well, we truly hope you get the chance to meet her someday, She really is worth it.